Paint The Mother Pink

Okay, I go off the grid for one measly year--and someone turns the money PINK? I just put some cash in my wallet for the first time since I-don't-know-when and my five dollar bill is not a greenback. It's a pinkback. Or maybe a peachback? Shrimpboatback? ButteredYamback? Whichever way, I'm feeling either like Rip Van Winkle or like some dude who's just gotten out of jail and can't believe cars have GPS and houses have microwaves or something.

Pink money. Next thing, you'll tell me the Iraq War is still going on!

I've clearly been away too long.